If you can bring yourself to climb into that thing

"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 01/11/2017 at 19:35 • Filed to: None

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You can walk an additional 40 feet to the door. This thing has been sitting empty in front of Costco for 15 minutes now with the hazards on. Schmuck.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/11/2017 at 19:42

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#brotruck

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 01/11/2017 at 19:43

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#hatersgonnahate #dontsweatmyswag

gmctavish needs more space > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/11/2017 at 19:43

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And when he finally decides to leave, he’ll wait till there’s another car also leaving, and then tailgate them with his high beams on

Urambo Tauro > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/11/2017 at 19:43

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#towtruckbait

knewman > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/11/2017 at 19:44

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but his hazards are on, so its ok. hazards mean you can do anything right?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/11/2017 at 19:45

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Kat Callahan > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/11/2017 at 19:49

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Fuck these dudes. We have them here in Japan at Costco (which I love), and I’m always amazed at what big American cars at big American stores give excuse for Japanese people to do that is very much unusual elsewhere.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Kat Callahan 01/11/2017 at 19:50

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I do love Costco though

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > gmctavish needs more space 01/11/2017 at 19:54

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there’s probably a lightbar somewhere

Kat Callahan > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/11/2017 at 19:56

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Costco helped me cut my bills immensely at the same time I got a major salary increase, as long as I buy stuff that doesn’t spoil, spoils very slowly, or can be put in the freezer.

Under_Score > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/11/2017 at 20:03

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Is this Shrago Guy Jr?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Under_Score 01/11/2017 at 20:05

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More likely Sr. it’s a bigger truck after all.

OPPOsaurus WRX > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/11/2017 at 20:20

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Is it on? Park it in the street

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/11/2017 at 20:21

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$10 in jalopnik gold bets he doesn’t know how to engage the 4x4 or engages it when it rains and complains about the binding noise to the dealer.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/11/2017 at 20:31

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No or I would.

McMike > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/11/2017 at 20:59

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It’s times like these I like to wait by the door and offer to help them carry whatever they have out to the car. Help them in, open the door, etc...

....just so you they ask why you’re helping.

Then you tell them they are handicapped, and this is the least you can do. Your late father was handicapped, and you understand the struggle.

Then if things go right, their ego will play into your hands and they’ll tell you, “WTF dude, I’m not handicapped”

And that’s when the fun part of the conversation begins.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > McMike 01/11/2017 at 21:00

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I was just going to dump a bottle of water on the windshield since it was below freezing and let him have to scrape that off, but I like your idea better.

TheHondaBro > McMike 01/11/2017 at 21:47

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Please marry me.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 01/12/2017 at 03:15

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There’s a certain subpopulation that the bigger the truck, the bigger the schmuck, you know?